"Hey, you'd be surprised," I say with a rough cough of laughter, knowing she's probably dismissing half of what I'm saying, but that's okay. It's bullshit, anyway. There's nothing to say, nothing to do, other than bothering to stick around, when they need me to.

"I changed a few diapers, when the girls were tiny, and it's not like I had to. I mean, Eostre probably would've bitten my head off if I hadn't helped out, but whatever."