"I guess that means you don't have kids of your own. Seems to be the very definition of being a parent, making everyone else suffer through the result. You get those who praise their kids to no end, then you get the ones who bitch and think it's supposed to be as easy as a Do-It-Yourself kit," Faye grins, picking herself up and gathering the cards, slipping the deck into her back pocket, stretching her arms out.

"Let's head out, then. Where the magic of the island can't grate on our nerves."